Score: 10

"Wowie, can somebody say erection?"

submission: Under the Mistletoe

date: December 12, 2005

Just kidding..... Or am I?

Score: 9

"No!!!!"

submission: Not MTV's Fault

date: October 14, 2005

When you say sex it makes the baby Jesus cry!!

Score: 10

"Good work my friend."

submission: Bush Thinking

date: October 5, 2005

I wouldn't worry about Jesus getting angry about any of this. I mean, he's had worse things done to him. I doubt a flash cartoon would crush his tolerance for abuse.

Score: 10

"Pure fuckin' genius."

submission: Heaven, Indian Name

date: October 4, 2005

Political correctness is for suckers.

Score: 10

"!"

submission: The Puberty Pals

date: September 27, 2005

Amy Sedaris! Bad ass!

Score: 10

"Yep"

submission: Children's world

date: September 15, 2005

This was pretty much a metaphor of my life.

Score: 8

"Pretty good, but...."

submission: Captain Planet Snaps

date: July 13, 2005

If it were up to me, I would have had Captain Planet do things of a more awesome nature if he snapped. Stuff like punching out the stupid red headed kid and then having a wicked awesome three way with the blonde Russian chick and that asian chick and after he's done with that he would high five the monkey and then arm wrestle Hulk Hogan...... and totally win.

Score: 10

"........."

submission: Tom Cruise Gets Wet!

date: July 1, 2005

Tom Cruise scared the aliens away with all of his crazy.

Score: 8

"Hooray!"

submission: Adventures of MikeMan 2

date: June 22, 2005

A fellow New Hampshire resident! Nice work mofo. Keep it up so as to raise awareness to our small and oft maligned state. We do exist outside presidential primaries. And we are not all ice fishing, backwoods, New England accented peoples that you would imagine. Most of us would even be called cosmopolitan. Now Maine, on the otherhand, well, they're the deep south of the far north.

Score: 0

"Racism is for the birds."

submission: ddddd

date: June 12, 2005

And besides, if you hear someone use racially explicit language on the street, you know what you do? You shrug it off and carry on with life. Racial slurs aren't illegal. We have something called the first amendment. If someone is arrested for using racial slurs, then this country is in serious violation of people's constitutional rights. Now, I do not condone racism. Ignorance is a disease that must be eliminated. But, the reality of it is people aren't going to change quickly. Sometimes, reality is fucking harsh.